Turd Technicians
Dog poop removal · Lawton, OK
🛰️ Lawton’s most advanced poop-fighting unit

We keep your yard
poop-free and inspection ready.

Weekly and every-other-week dog-poop pickup for busy humans who love their dogs but hate landmines. Flat pricing up to 3 dogs, first visit from just $39, weekly from $60/month.

First-time clean if there’s build-up · Up to 3 dogs · No contracts
Call or text (580) 215-6999
0 landmines after each visit
100% “no stink” satisfaction promise
Astronaut Turd Technician scooping in space
How it works

Three simple steps to a clean yard.

Pick a plan, we show up on autopilot, and your yard stays mission-ready without arguments or landmines.

1
Pick your schedule
Choose weekly or every-other-week service. Tell us where the gate is and how many dogs you’ve got (up to 3 included).
2
We swoop in & scoop
Your tech walks a tight grid, scoops everything, double-checks the gate, and hauls the waste away.
3
You enjoy your yard
No more arguing about whose turn it is. Just clean grass, zoomies, and stress-free cookouts.
Plans

Flat-rate dog-poop patrol for up to 3 dogs.

First-time reset if your yard has build-up, then simple monthly pricing. No long-term contracts, just clean grass.

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First-Time Patrol
$39 one-time
Required when your yard hasn’t been scooped in a while. We reset everything so weekly service stays fast and cheap.
  • Flat rate for most standard yards
  • Up to 3 dogs included
  • Required before starting a plan if there’s build-up
Most popular
Weekly Patrol
$60 / month
Best for 1–3 dogs who use the yard a lot. Same day each week so landmines never build up.
  • Up to 3 dogs included
  • Full yard sweep every week
  • Waste removed from property
  • First-time patrol priced separately if needed
Budget-friendly
Every-Other-Week Patrol
$44 / month
Good if your dogs are light users or you don’t mind the yard being a little fuller between visits.
  • Up to 3 dogs included
  • Same tech & day every visit
  • Flat rate for most yards
  • First-time patrol priced separately if needed

Add-ons to keep everything extra fresh:

Tap an add-on below to drop it into your cart. You’ll see it instantly before you check out.

FAQ

Questions before we roll out?

Here’s what most people ask before handing over their yard to the Turd Technicians.

Do I need to be home when you come?

No. As long as the gate is unlocked and your dogs are secured, we can handle everything while you’re gone.

Is the first-time patrol really required?

If your yard has more than about a week of build-up, yes. It lets us reset the yard so regular visits stay quick and cheap.

What if the weather is bad?

Light rain is okay. Severe storms, ice, or unsafe conditions mean we’ll reschedule as close as possible to your normal day.

Can I pause or cancel service?

Yep. No long-term contracts. Just let us know before your next visit so we’re not already rolling to your house.

Do you take the poop with you?

Yes. Everything is bagged and removed so your trash can doesn’t smell like a dog park in July.

Ready for a poop-free yard?
Start Weekly Patrol for $60/month · Up to 3 dogs.
Call or text (580) 215-6999